Credit Card Debt Relief - The Quest Continues!
Tom Starker was a strong young lad, handsome with all the ladies in the small village of Avalonia. For years, he had worked as an apprentice to the blacksmith, William Irons, who showed him the tricks of the trade while his ropy muscles grew and grew. Sadly, Tom's habits grew as well. He found himself oftentimes using his credit card to buy rounds at The Grog Tank, thinking that would allow him to buy friends and secure the affections of ladies. Sadly, despite his winning smile and quick wit, the women would not pleasure him with their company. Sadly, Tom found himself in the arms of the painted ladies at Madame Dunnery's Palace. He was clutching himself to Sonia's ample, heaving bosom when a knock at the door stopped him. His blood ran cold.
Tom Starker And The Credit Card Debt Relief Wizard
Tom soon found himself hurled to the sidewalk by Jules, the large man Madame Dunnery hired to eject people who had caused a problem with the ladies or found themselves unable to pay. Tom sat on the sidewalk when a familiar person walked up.
"Ho, Tom! What troubles thee?" said the Credit Card Debt Relief Wizard.
"My card, William Irons! Mine limit hath been exceeded!"
"Rather no good, that! Let us walk back to the shop where we may review your fiscal situation!"
Along the way, Tom and William talked of many things - the moon, the stars, the way the mist ran low through Avalonia. Everything, in fact, except for credit card debt relief. Upon entering the shop, William grabbed a bottle of mead and sat down across from Tom at the tall oaken table.
"Thou has exceeded thine limits. Prithee, tell me what yon debts are at this moment."
Tom named a number that was most excessive and William whistled in appreciation.
"Tom, we need to take thee to the wizard. He can provide thou with credit card debt relief."
"Credit card debt relief? Pray tell, what is such a thing?"
"Thy finances, they art in shambles. You need to work with the wizard so he can remove thine debt before it plagues thou like the rash!"
"Aye! That cream was most foul and smelled of the donkey's playpen."
The next morning, William took Tom to the Wizard, who lived in a small hut just outside of town.
"Tom, Tom, Tom. I understand thou hast many problems related to thine finances and abuse of the cards!"
"I do, great Wizard. Tell me, how can one receive credit card debt relief?"
"Oh, Tom! 'Tis simple! Let me log onto my "ultra-abacus" and do a search on the site called Google!"
"What art thou speaking of, great Wizard?"
"Don't worry thine rakish head, Thomas." The wizard tapped at what looked to be a series of buttons for a moment. "Ah, here we go...credit card debt relief!"
Tom rushed over eagerly, wanting to see what magical information appeared in the crystal square that the wizard was peering into.
"A-hah! This portal seems to offer much information on
"Ah, yes, Tom. Sit here, bathed in the soft cathode glow, and find out about credit card debt relief whilst William and I amuse ourselves with chess."
Tom read for many hours. Tom learned what he required and soon found himself on the way to fiscal liberty.
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